"Buried by my work, uh no, I mean married to my work"
*hehehe*
"Married is better than buried right?"
*hur ha ha*
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Chances Are
Friend: Chances of a regular bloke like me dating a lawyer girlfriend (Proper: Girlfriend who's a lawyer) in Singapore are like what? 5%?
Me: And why so?
Friend: Well look at the number of lawyers we have in Singapore forget about those who's already in the industry, they are too old for me, so since the number of lawyers called every year are well below the magic number 300 including all you overseas peeps and contrast that with all the NUS, SMU, NTU, SIM graduates in all other disciplines, the chances are just, you know 5%, hm..then again on second thoughts, it may just be 1%! ok maybe 0% since I've only got like 2 lawyer friends and unless I turn gay for the other one and unless you break up with your boyfriend soon, my chances are 0%. OMG if I were your boyfriend I will so treasure you!! He's like so privileged, like one of the few selected ones....
Me: ...........
Friend: Hm..then maybe you can up my chances by introducing your lawyer girlfriends to me! I mean lawyers are not very good with maths and economics right? I am! etc etc etc
Me: .......................................................................
Sometimes I think I have a rather strange set of friends and what say you?
Friend: Chances of a regular bloke like me dating a lawyer girlfriend (Proper: Girlfriend who's a lawyer) in Singapore are like what? 5%?
Me: And why so?
Friend: Well look at the number of lawyers we have in Singapore forget about those who's already in the industry, they are too old for me, so since the number of lawyers called every year are well below the magic number 300 including all you overseas peeps and contrast that with all the NUS, SMU, NTU, SIM graduates in all other disciplines, the chances are just, you know 5%, hm..then again on second thoughts, it may just be 1%! ok maybe 0% since I've only got like 2 lawyer friends and unless I turn gay for the other one and unless you break up with your boyfriend soon, my chances are 0%. OMG if I were your boyfriend I will so treasure you!! He's like so privileged, like one of the few selected ones....
Me: ...........
Friend: Hm..then maybe you can up my chances by introducing your lawyer girlfriends to me! I mean lawyers are not very good with maths and economics right? I am! etc etc etc
Me: .......................................................................
Sometimes I think I have a rather strange set of friends and what say you?
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Today's Ben & Jerry's day, where everyone gets a free scoop of Ben & Jerry's! Ultimate indulgence! Went to Cathay's Ben & Jerry's with da mee and did the typically Singaporean thing, to queue for a free scoop of ultimate indulgence!
The queue was crazy, it went all the way up to the 3rd floor of Cathay when B&J's located on the 2nd floor! See how much Singaporeans love ice cream? Hehe ah well, the only good thing is we waited only about 15 minutes for our scoop of heaven!
And oh, while waiting, we made donation to this charity organisation, which B&J supports and am raising funds for, I can't remember the name of the organisation but all I remember is they raise funds for kids whose brains are damaged or severely injured.
Hur hur hur! And obviously at the end of it we were very satisfied and not to mention happy :) Cheap thrill! Well gets me all the time!
Your very happy typical Singaporeans!
Thank you Ben & Jerry's For Making Our Day!
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